bae: come over no ones home
me: what games do u have

googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

draumatics:

he’s brawny, he’s burly, he’s a real hunk, and he works at a coffee shop

he’s a baraista

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

saikorashii:

霧切さん

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
asieybarbie:

commission

asieybarbie:

commission