bae: come over no ones home
me: what games do u have
hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?
he’s brawny, he’s burly, he’s a real hunk, and he works at a coffee shop
he’s a baraista
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight
french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?